Windy

Humour int in a womans mindset Bob, like the owd Mars/Venus sayin deffo from different planets! 😆 

🤣 🤣 🤣 Agree with that!

Only time the "Trouble" laffs Bob is when I drop a bollock and fall down and almost break my neck!

Daily occurrence for me. The other morning I turned a bit sharp just after getting out of bed, the right ankle didn't like it and tossed me off my feet into the sliding wardrobe doors head first, thought I was going through the mirror bit! She laughed her tits off and worried that I might've damaged the doors! 🙄 

Yes I can relate to that, I bought a little platform for painting. I was painting away when I fell off the bloody thing. It is now residing in the garage and I now use the old faithful a set of steps. Luckily there was no one around to take the piss!

Doesn't count then, gotta be seen and laughed at or wasn't worth doing! Hope you carried out a good side right? 🤣 

Lets face it, wimmin think it,s funny az fukk when their geezer drops a bollock unless it wuz the time she asked me to trim er barnet fringe. She finished up lookin like "Mo" from the 3 stooges! 😆 

Its a true saying what goes around, comes around! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Deffo Bob, I,d confined er ta barracks fer a week n ad ta pay fer er trip ta the irdressers. She wuz freetened o some kunt askin, "Whooz cut thaa fukkin air?" 😆