Windy

Humour int in a womans mindset Bob, like the owd Mars/Venus sayin deffo from different planets! 😆 

🤣 🤣 🤣 Agree with that!

Only time the "Trouble" laffs Bob is when I drop a bollock and fall down and almost break my neck!

Daily occurrence for me. The other morning I turned a bit sharp just after getting out of bed, the right ankle didn't like it and tossed me off my feet into the sliding wardrobe doors head first, thought I was going through the mirror bit! She laughed her tits off and worried that I might've damaged the doors! 🙄 

Yes I can relate to that, I bought a little platform for painting. I was painting away when I fell off the bloody thing. It is now residing in the garage and I now use the old faithful a set of steps. Luckily there was no one around to take the piss!

Doesn't count then, gotta be seen and laughed at or wasn't worth doing! Hope you carried out a good side right? 🤣 

Lets face it, wimmin think it,s funny az fukk when their geezer drops a bollock unless it wuz the time she asked me to trim er barnet fringe. She finished up lookin like "Mo" from the 3 stooges! 😆 

Its a true saying what goes around, comes around! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Deffo Bob, I,d confined er ta barracks fer a week n ad ta pay fer er trip ta the irdressers. She wuz freetened o some kunt askin, "Whooz cut thaa fukkin air?" 😆 

Like when you were a bairn and somebody clagged a basin on your nut and trimmed the hair that was showing, felt a right twat!

A mate in 3 Para kept asking me to cut his kids hair as he was too tight to pay for it. I kept refusing as I knew the little 2 yr old wouldn't sit still, but eventually the wife persuaded me to get the clippers out and of course the inevitable happened, the little bastard shook his head and knocked the plastic No4 attachment off the end and got a bald patch right up the back of his head! Complete sense of humour failure from his mum and dad and I was never asked again, thank f.ck! 🤣 

Ad a barber down our street "Hungry Horace" a big Blades fan n if thi lost at the weekend used ta gu fukkin berserek n it looked az tho eed used a knife n fork burrif tha worra wendy fan tha wo lucky ta come outa iz barber shop wi two lugs still intact! 🤕 

Like old Fenwick at Newbiggin, his scissors were that blunt it felt like he was tearing the hair out of your head!

Lot ta bi sed fer cuttin thi own barnet, at least if tha meks a bollox of it thaz only got theesen ta blame.

When I first bought a set of clippers, I ended up with stripes on my head, had to get one of the daughters to do it for me! 🤣