Windy

Always remember going to Odiham to erect a Nissan hut for drawing and fitting chutes, we had to use the RAF Dining Hall, which was great in the way of grub as it was all well cooked and plentiful. But I did get the distinct impression that the RAF personnel were aloof and kept their distance. Not that that bothered us, we weren't there to stroke their fur!

Even the WRAF ones? 😋 

WRAC or WRAF? Still gorra gerinside them issue sexy bloomers ta stroke the owd growler! 😋 

The only stroke you can look forward to these days Dave is the one that'll leave you in nappies and dribbling in an old folk's home! 🤣 

🤣 🤣 🤣 Reminds me of a bloke who used to work in a care home, he said there was one character called Malteaser Bill! This bloke used to have the nasty habit of crapping himself and rolling it up into marble size and rolling them across the lino into little groups ! 🤮 

Maybe he was a historian and thought they were the Elgin Marbles! 🤣 

Or probably Maltesers! 😋  

Hope I'm gone before I reach the care home state, sitting there stinking of piss with no memory. Rather somebody put a humane killer to my nut than that!

My thoughts exactly Bob. Just send fer the young tash carer ta come n fukk mi ta dee-ath! 🤩 

The Valkyrie will be our last hope Dave!

Wonder if we gerra ride theer Bob? 😆 

I hope so Dave, otherwise we've been let down badly mate! 🤣  

Ope it,s not, "Fukkin Ell! wiv bin dun agee-an!" Bob! 😩 

Probably be the widow wanky riding the arse end of a pantomime galawa!

Or "Trigger" Benny Hills fastest gee gee that pulled "The Fastest Milk Cart In The West!" 🤣