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Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted
Thad o bin the height o fashion these days Bob! 😏Â
Think your right Dave, from what I've seen there's a lot of twats trying to copy old Pansy Potter, I always remember me Granny saying, Look at the clip of that bugger, he's like the Comic Cuts!
thiz loo-ads these days who brek their bollox ta look like gud owd Dick Emery! "Hello Honky Tonk, How Are You?" 😆Â
That was the days of proper old fashioned comedy Dave, before the snowflakes got upset about it!
Bernard Manning & Chubby Brown, working mans comedy, These days Snowflake enemy Number one!
I saw the other day that Chubby had to cancel his show somewhere because the local council didn't like it! 🙄Â
So what about everybody who wants to see him then, talk about dictators.FFS!
Trouble is. the snowflakes idea of comedy is on a different planet than ours. They,re allus reight and geezers like us are wrong. Well think agee-an ya miserable killjoy twats! 😡Â
All my gang are quite aware of my views Dave, so luckily most of them enjoy a laugh and share my views!
I allus say it as it is Bob and when weer out the "Trouble" shits ersen cos bein mutt n jeff a tend ta talk a bit loud n when a refer ta puffs, lesbans n ladyboys she cringes. The other day at the checkout at Lidl we copped fer a reight miserable twat, head down, no good mornin, cheers mate or owt so a just kunt elp mesen n sed, "A wish thaad gio,r laffin mate, thaz drivin mi crackers!" kunt looked at mi az tho a wo from outer space. "Trouble" sed, "I wish you would,nt show me up like that!" "Fukk im, misersable twat!" a replied. 😆Â
Find that with Lid Dave, lass on the till said she got a bollocking for not being fast enough and talking to the customers, Miserable twats!
Found that Aldi is worse for that Bob, just lob stuff down the checkout. Oreight if thaz a practicin wicket keeper! 😳Â
It's not just here then, so what the lass said was probably justified!
Thy az ta be an ayfe decent wicket keeper fer catchin the eggs Bob! 🤗Â
Home Bargain's is another place you have to be quick off the mark at the tills in there.
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