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Problem with all this slimming kick is that weight loss and weight gain is dependant on how many calories consumed  to how many calories burned on a daily basis, so owt thy eights is solely dependant on that. "Sausage, Egg n Chips please luv!" 😋 

Funny enough that's what's for tea tonight, no eggs for her as she calls them 'Hen's Periods' and won't eat one. Make's it all the more pleasurable for me as the yolk drips down my chin in front of her! 🤣 

Used ta down raw eggs, 3 at atime mixed up wi a fork in a glass when in ard trainin. A recipe from the old timers. Ofcourse another thing of the past. 😋 

Nowt like a big bacon and egg banjo, tastes good and very filling. Bollocks to crisp bread and lettuce. No bloody good to man not beast!

I was mystified by a friend from the posh end of Belfast a few years ago who admitted she'd never had an egg banjo. I made her one which pleased her, and she was impressed a few weeks later when she went to Sri Lanka and found they seemed to plonk a fried egg on top of just about every meal! Bubble and squeak with a couple of fried eggs on top one of my favourites! 😋 

Az thy ever ad eggy bread? Two eggs in the frying pan wi a thick slice o bread lobbed on top while thi fryin, just keep turnin the bread o,er till its done. Lubbly Jubbly! 😋 

Bread fried in dripping or bacon fat, mmmmm! 😋 

Better to fry bread Pat than be fried bread!! 🤗 

Although too much of one can lead to the other they say! I'll risk it! 😋 

@pat Too much of owt no gud fer thi Pat includin shaggin but too little am sure iz a big prob! 🤔

Dave, your safer eating fried bread egg banjos mate! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

That's put the thought in my head now Bob, I think one of them might be on the menu in the morning before she arises. The small gas cooker in the shed might come into action to avoid detection by her finely tuned nose! 😋 

Wimmin av the smell detection of a sniffer dog Pat especialy when tha comes in late one neet n thi pick up the sniff o female company! 😠 

At least the sniffer dog only yaps, it doesn't bite like they do! 😣 

I usually get, I hate following you into the toilet,it always smells of shit and toothpaste! When I reply better there than the kitchen, it's not appreciated my humour is lost on her!