She would moan if you just lay there and pissed yourself! fingerprints indeed FFS!

Sounds like you could sanitise the crapper with that lot Pat!

🤣 🤣🤣🤣. I do plenty of that mate

Used to make a lot of homemade wine Dave, some of it turned out quite tasty, But it ended when a Demijohn decide to explode in the airing cupboard, it...

I wouldn't name him openly on here Don,just let's say he was young inexperienced. And anybody who was there at that time would immediately recognize h...

A few pints and you could put Niagra falls to shame, mind the worse pint I ever had was Brickwoods a Hampshire Brewery, thought my home made brews wer...