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bob9739
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Just thought these might bring back a few memories. 


   
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I see that the Scots battalion is getting posted away from their barracks near Inverness leaving their wives and children at the mercy of 900 young male immigrants being put up in the disused barracks next to their married quarters with only a 6' chain link fence between them. What could possibly go wrong, with the main camp a 20 minute drive away and nothing to stop the illegals wandering? To top it all the wives have all been handed a letter from the battalion headshed telling them under no circumstances must they comment on their opinions to the media or anyone else enquiring!


   
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That's woeful


   
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They might as well start the enquiry now about the sexual assaults/rapes that will happen, and traipse out the usual "We must never let this happen again" result like they do for all the child abuse cases and immigrant crimes that they dare not criticise for fear of "RACISM" accusations! 😡 


   
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Just when you think our country kunt go any further down the shitoyle under the ruling twats, summat appens ta tell thi that only a revolution will soort all this bollox out! 🤬 


   
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@pat Pat ,the only place for illegals, until they are fucked off back across the pond is an enclosure wi a 20ft high barbed wire fence n a jimpy mounted on each corner n us auldies behind the triggers n Starmer n his crew at the front tae sight in the guns

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See they have just started a clamp down on mini supermarkets and barbers run by illegal immigrants selling illegal cigarettes and drugs

.so they have just cottoned on to the destruction of our high streets by these twats. Something which we all knew before them obviously.

 


   
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They reckon all these 'Turkish' barbers springing up everywhere are just money laundering shops! There must be about half a dozen in our local town alone with very little barbering ever going on when I look in the windows!


   
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Wuz outside the post office waitin fer the "Trouble" next ta one o them spoof Turk barbers n a youth came out so a sed, "Ow much az tha paid that twat ta mek a bollox o thi barnet?" Kid looked at mi gone out, checked iz kite in the windda, purriz hoody up n fukked off at the double down the roo-ad! 😆 


   
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I was reading that three significant things happen as you get older. The first was, your memory goes. I can't remember the other two.


   
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The other two will be related to bowel and bladder function Steve and you won't remember pissing or shitting yourself so just go with the flow and someone will change you eventually! 🤣 


   
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Steve don't wear incontinence pads mate, otherwise you end up with an arse looking like a Chimpanzee!


   
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A find them incontinence pants o oreight if a can remember ta put the fukkers on! 🙁 


   
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Posted by: @stephena

I was reading that three significant things happen as you get older. The first was, your memory goes. I can't remember the other two.

It seems that amongst the side efects like the mad hot flushes, this gucci cancer drug i'm on, also causes weight gain and memory loss.  Oh, if only there really was a god who loves us all, it would be the other way around.

 

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Used ta know a tash who thought a wuz God when shaggin er cos that,s wot she kept fukkin shoutin. Med a change from "TIN TIN"!


   
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