Windy

Mine gets pissed off at me 'thumb eating' as she calls it where I run my thumb through the left over sauce/gravy and lick it off. "Waste not want not" is my reply! 🤣 

I lick the plate

Got a bollocking the other day again! Just after Christmas I bought a jar of Blackberries in Gin, reduced to clear! So I thought we'll have them poured over some ice cream. When we finished she said what are you going to do with juice left in the jar! So I picked the jar up and drank it, in the shit again!

We're always in it, only the depth varies! Like the brownie point mountain that takes so long to build by doing things that please them, but is destroyed back to ground level in a nanosecond when we misbehave! 🙄 

Pat, mine is like Berlin after the aftermath of WW2.

Join the club, although my standing is fairly high at the moment so I'm keeping my head below the parapet and sticking to 'Yes Dear'! 🙄 

Totally different to uz geezers, Complain about skid marks on the bog, piss drips on the bog deck, shite all o,er thi kecks n T shirt when thaz bin busy duin geezers jobs n fartin whenever tha gets the urge which appens moor frequently the owder tha gets n wot upsets em even moor even when out shopping the sez loudly, "Good Arse!" 😆 

🤣 🤣 🤣 the older I get the deeper the shit I'm in!

As long as it doesn't come over the bottom lip you're safe Bob! 🤣 

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Seen the Shit Sandwich act in the old NAAFI Club in the Shot mate. But not for me I'll stick to a bacon butty!

Cud av bin QUARANC Shit Bob. 😋 

🤣 🤣 🤣 That wouldn't surprise me Dave.

Probably very spicey Bob! 😋 

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 all in the best possible taste!