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11/03/2026 4:10 am
Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted
bob9739 reacted
10/06/2026 6:54 pm
Wonder if she did takeaways Bob? 😋Â
13/06/2026 9:26 am
One of our local lasses, was anybody's for a whisky and orange Dave. Trouble was she was infested with mobile dandruff!
13/06/2026 3:59 pm
Bet she looked like a dalmation in the disco! 😆Â
14/06/2026 12:54 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣Â
14/06/2026 4:28 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 Tell you what, even though they knew she was trooping the colour. She still had many takers mate!
14/06/2026 6:25 pm
Pic of the late Queen Mother avin a bath iz a real collectors item! 😆Â
15/06/2026 2:27 pm
🤣🤣🤣 Don't tell Steve, he'll want a copy!
15/06/2026 7:03 pm
Especially the one playing with her loofa! 😆Â
16/06/2026 7:28 am
You won't find any of her playing with a toothbrush judging by the state of her gnashers! 🤣Â
16/06/2026 4:02 pm
Yep, I get the impression she didn't like Dentists Pat.
18/06/2026 2:59 pm
I've seen coal fillers coming off the face with cleaner teeth than hers.
18/06/2026 5:56 pm
Oppened er gob to reveal a barcode
19/06/2026 11:17 am
Spot on there Dave, think she liked her wine and fags.🤣🤣🤣
19/06/2026 11:57 am
She wasn't so keen on fish after nearly choking to death on a bone twice! Bet some heads rolled in the kitchen afterwards!😆Â
This post was modified 5 days ago by Pat Harley
