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forever young
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Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted


   
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Satisfaction to be able to sink the Bismark! 😀 


   
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Bloody beans on toast again!


   
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Decent fart fuel that Bob! 😆 


   
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Had a huge bowl of home made vegetable soup with extra dried peas thrown in for tea, so there'll be plenty of farting in bed tonight! 😴 


   
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Home made Broth with bags of lentils and veg boiled with a lamb shank, a bloody good tasty meal for all!


   
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If tha mentions broth these days, young uns don,t know wot thaz on about! 🙄 


   
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A big chunk of beef shin does it for me with the marrow from the bone giving a lovely thickness, and she doesn't like the meat so I get it all, nom nom nom!


   
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Fulla goodness that Pat! Put sum lead in thi pencil! 😋 


   
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Round the daughters today, she made some ham and Pease pudding baps ! Went down a treat!


   
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Proper scoff"! 😋 


   
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Can't be doing with that fancy stuff when your hungry you want something to fill you up, not like a single prawn in a bloody marshmallow. looks like a dogs dick up a polar bears arse!

 


   
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Agreed! A friend of ours likes to go out for those poncey 8 course 'Taster' meals costing hundreds of quid and you come out feeling hungry after eating stupid looking things that have truffle and caviar sprinkled on them. She derided me once after I went to a restaurant and had sausage and mash, saying "You could've ate that at home!"

I replied "Yes but the difference between you and me is I go out to eat something I like, whereas you go out to eat something you want people to see you eating, and then moan about it when you get home!" 🙄 


   
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Old Joes Cafe for a dripping breadcake and a pot of tea does me. 😋 


   
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Nowt tastier than an egg and bacon banjo Dave, not for the likes of slimmers who wouldn't appreciate it mate!


   
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