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11/03/2026 4:10 am
Here I sit broken hearted paid a penny and only farted
bob9739 reacted
11/03/2026 2:42 pm
🤣🤣🤣 Been there done it Ian !
12/03/2026 7:42 pm
Nowt finer than a gud "Sink The Bismark" shit!
13/03/2026 11:26 am
I remember in the MOD Plod at Farnborough, a visitor said to me is this a torpedo factory mate! I said no it's an Aircraft Establishment. He said you could have fooled me with what's floating in the shitter in reception!
14/03/2026 6:50 pm
🤣 🤣Â
15/03/2026 7:05 pm
Oh dear what can the matter be,three fat wives locked in the lavatory.Pissing and farting and making the water flee.theyve been a long time in there!
16/03/2026 12:15 pm
Meks thi laff dumnnit, when wimmin gu ta the piss corner, thi allus gu in pairs but never invite me! 🤔Â
17/03/2026 8:24 am
🤣🤣🤣 sit in the corner with a cloth and a badge saying Minge Wiper. Locked or wiped madam, the choice is yours.
17/03/2026 7:12 pm
Add "Watch Springs Plucked Free Of Charge! 😆Â
18/03/2026 2:52 pm
Or burned off with a paraffin blow lamp,no fees required!
19/03/2026 12:22 pm
BEWARE of fanny farts!
19/03/2026 2:57 pm
Like plunging the sink! 🤣Â
20/03/2026 6:55 pm
Sounds like a cart horse fart! 😮Â
22/03/2026 7:11 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 like a squelching leaking wellie!
22/03/2026 8:01 pm
Enuff snot flyin about ta mek sticky winddas!
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