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Same ere Bob, a clean the car n its a magnet fer Gul shite! 🤧 

I get told off by my bunch for cleaning the car, my bunch always use the car wash. like I tell them it only costs me effort, it costs you lot pounds!

Got one o them power weshers, meks weshin the jam jar a piece o piss, bit different from the days o a bucket o soo-apy watter then rinsin off wi a watterin can. Another example o labour savin task. Oreight fer cleanin the patio az well!

Dave, are you handy for a water supply with it,because my garage is in a row with no water supply. There is a guy in the next block who has a portable one but said he had to bring these big five gallon cans full of water down from flat in his car because the power washer which is battery powered soon runs out . One twat here said ,why don't you just take it through the car wash. Yeah! We have these eastern European geezers, who think you have a money tree in the garden, bollocks to that!

Am lucky Bob gorra outside tap ta link the hose to. Tried one o them rechargable weshers weer tha needs ta cart buckets around wi thi burrit wuz shite, not enuff power, so back to the outside tap, power brilliant, teks mi 30 minutes start ta finish. Iz thi any garages near weer tha lives with a power wesh facility, never used one but berrer than guin ta the soo-ap dodgers.

They have two blocks of garages here mate, but none of them have power or water,so I just use a bucket of water, sponge and chamois. I wouldn't pay anybody to wash mine. Because their all rip off merchants.👎

There was one near here that doubled as a carwash and brothel! Run by Romanians I think, from a shipping container, you could drop the car off for a clean and dodge into the container for a shag with one of their trafficked wimmen! The police closed it down after complaints from local wives!

That,s wives fer thi, complain about owt! 😆 

Sound alright that, cup of tea and a quick legover while you wait.

Don't think the brew was on offer Bob, just a crusty mattress in the corner of a shipping container!

Just check fer thi owd luv rash befoor tha fukks off! 😆 

Or mobile Dandruff advancing in review order!

Being escorted by Andy Mcnabs

🤣 🤣 🤣 Bloody hell shave off!

But make sure it,s someone you can trust when you bend over and have your ring piece and ball bag shaved! 😫