Drones

Its the thrill of the hunt finding something that's been lost for years Dave, have you watched that TV show "Lost in the Lakes" with Helen Skelton. they search the waters etc for things which people have lost and come up with all sorts. Including one blokes phone containing his credit cards and money. It's on BBC1 about 2pm.

Keep trying Dave you will get there

I,ve had agood run Jack an some great hurdy gurdyin but time to call it a draw,mince pies a bit dodgy and don,t drive anymoor ta be on the safe side. During my searches I,ve uncovered bronze age, roman, medieval, georgean and loads of Victorian artefacts, gold and silver and loads of old burried lead pipe that serviced old farmers water troughs, just the job for quite a few scrap weigh ins! Enjoyed every minute, wheather pissing it down, freezin cowd or catchin the rays when red hot. Ideal tho when az foggy az fukk or Mother Natures camouflage when nozy fukkers can,t see thi! Now concentrating on mi fitness routine, long doggy walks n area clean in the gaff elpin the "Trouble" out az she,s gerrin very arthritic. Never an excuse fer bein idle az thiz allus summat ta do, be able ta av a rest when a kipper"! 😎 

That's the spirit Dave, don't stop moving about it's fatal mate!

Main prob Bob is developin house maids knee! 🙁 

I'm okay when I'm on them Dave. It's getting back up again I have trouble with mate!

Too reight Bob n it,s the groanin tha duz tryin ta stand up agee-an! 😒 

🤣 🤣🤣🤣. I do plenty of that mate

When I'm down on my knees, sometimes the spastic hip won't let me up again without leopard crawling across the room till I can find something to drag myself up on, then she complains about my sticky fingerprints I leave on the climbing object. Oh well, such is life! 🤔 

She would moan if you just lay there and pissed yourself! fingerprints indeed FFS!

My hands are always mucky, always have been, to the extent that on my chippy's course at Chatham when we had to line up our weekly creations on the instructor's table he was always able to point out mine because everyone else's was pristine white and mine was grubby. She moans about the light switches and door handles I touch and that I leave hand prints on the bog seat from lifting it. I ask if she'd rather I left it down and just pissed all over it? 🙄 

The,re just fukkin obsessed at findin summat ta fukkin moan about, Thank fukk fer deafness! "Tha Wot?" 😆 

I'm with you there Dave, can't hear half of what she says and ignore the other half! Have a laugh though at some of the things I 'hear'. A few weeks ago we're tooling along in the Land Rover, not the quietest of vehicles when she said "When we get home I'm going to watch Nigella" I almost crashed and had to get her to repeat it slowly cos I heard "When we get home I'm going to wash my genitals!" Laughed all the way home before explaining to her what I'd heard, and she called me a Deaf C.nt! (I heard that all right!) 🤣 

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🤣 🤣 🤣 Mines got two hearing aids, and sometimes what I say is misheard always putting me in a bad light.