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Only running I do nowadays is off at the mouth! 😜 😜 

Spot on Bob, Sheffield is az hilly az fukk that spreads inta the Peak District n the South Yorkshire Pennines weer some districts can cop fer 2 foot o snow n in the centre o the city can bi tropical at the same time. That,s why the old Sheffield Marathon never attracted the top runners cos their times wud bi crap. Another factor wuz it wuz allus held in the middle o June n one or twice at the start time 10 am the temp wud bi pushin 80 F and at the finish battlecruisers med a fukkin fortune! "Gerram In Landlord"

Wish I could still run now Dave, but I'm starting to get a bit unsteady on my pins these day's, so have to watch where I'm putting my feet.

Same ere Bob, fer some reason a can,t seem ta walk in a straight line anymoor n when a gerrouta feather a wobble quite a lot, stone cold sober! Deffo fukked fer drill!

Got up this morning and reached for the bedside cabinet I usually steady myself on, forgetting we were in her house as the two stepsons are over with their wives. Of course it wasn't there, stumbled into the window nearly dragging the curtains down, tripped over my pile of discarded clothes and fell into a chair in the corner, pretending that's where I meant to be to put my socks on! Think I got away with it, I'll find out when she drags her idle arse outa bed in a couple of hours! 😜 

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🤣 🤣 🤣 pleased I'm not alone Pat, my usual reply is I'm break dancing !

Easy done Pat 

Am oreight if a fall ta the deck cos mi two doggies lick mi boo-at race till a come round cos thi know it,s time fer Walkies!! Can see em thinkin, "Come on you idle twat!"

What I hate is having to lean against a chest of drawers to pull my socks on!

On the subject Bob, I,m typing here with mi left shoulder throbbin like fukk after yesterday guin out ta mi guardroom from the gaff a tripped on the brick steps n did a perfect side left onta the block pavin landin full weight onta mi left shoulder which iz swollen twice the size o mi reight n can,t lift mi left desert farm highier than mi waist. Don,t think av brok owt but aint arf soor! So light duties fer a couple o days n see ow it guz. Sick o the "Trouble" tellin mi "You need to get it X Rayed!" "Fukk That!" a tell er, "Mi reight showders oreight, so it waint stop mi wankin!" 😆 

Did the same twice on the bike Dave took weeks to heal when we were younger just got up as if nothing happened

You think leaning on the chest of drawers to put yer socks on is awkward Bob, I have to sit on the bed and curl my right leg up behind me and pull my sock over my hand like a glove puppet and slide it over my toes. I think I need to get one of those devices from the old folks magazine that comes through the door to pull socks on, but that would mean admitting to her that I'm old as well as a raspberry ripple! 🙄 

Fukkin depressin thinkin o wot tha used ta do compared ta the build up ta thi sell by date cos that fall az really fukked mi, not just mi showder but ache all o,er n even went ta doss last neet at 8pm, deffo ta sleep!n still woke up totally fukked at 9am! A think Father Time iz tryin ta tell mi summat!

So we all won't be applying for the Olympics gymnastics team any time soon then.? 😀