Drones

They might want me to prove it Dave, and I'd come unstuck! They'd be asking where the other 10 inches went! 🤣 

🤣🤣🤣 I wish!

Bi careful wot tha wishes for Bob, tha might finish up like "Jake The Peg!" 🤔 

Don't know if it was true or not, but a bloke who was in the navy told me about a bloke who was excused from wearing naval shorts because his old man hung below them. You wouldn't stand beside him in the piss rings!

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Don't know if it was true or not, but a bloke who was in the navy told me about a bloke who was excused from wearing naval shorts because his old man hung below them. You wouldn't stand beside him in the piss rings!

When we were in Belize in '84 HMS Newcastle, the battalion's sister ship we were told, came to visit. During a session in Raul's Rose Garden, the local bar/brothel with a group of sailors, one of them asked me if I knew several blokes he'd met on the hospital ship Uganda in '82. I asked had he been working on her, but he said no he was a patient. Thinking he must've been on one of the ships that was sunk I asked him what he was on there for, but he became all embarrassed and was refusing to say till his mates said if he didn't they would. Turned out he'd got a blood clot in his dick and it swelled to enormous proportions leading to his hospitalisation. I sympathised, but his mates insisted he tell us the rest, which turned out to be that it never shrank! Of course we had to see it, and after much persuasion and drink he finally got this thing out on the table, and I've never seen one like it, even the whores we called over refused to deal with it. I told him if I was endowed like that the RSM couldn't order me to wear trousers as I'd want it on display at all times, but he was fed up with dragging the thing around and wanted it made smaller! I reckon he was probably excused shorts! 🤣 

Reminds me of, "My knobs bigger than a cadilac, Don,t use a Johny, use a Packa mac!" 😆 

Sounds like he would need an A frame Bergen to carry that in! You wouldn't be a fat twat with that swinging in your trousers would you!

Could tie a roller to it n paint the ceiling! 😆 

Think he must have got that one of Red Rum mate!

Berree az ta lallop iz knob wi axle gree-as befoor attemptin ta insert it in the growler! 😱 

Need Nellie the Elephant to accept that one!

Might just touch the sides? 🤔