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(@dave-burgess)
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 After a advised me mate ta join a gym eee teld mi it,s completely changed iz life. Eee sed. "Last neet two big fukkers burgled mi gaff!" "Wot did tha do?" a asked.

"Fukk all!" eee sed, "A wuz at the gym!"


   
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After falling off the bike I suffered for weeks with a sore shoulder. Not able to get the speed back so was resigned to the fact I am getting on. Today I sailed along just goes to show what a little rest can do.


   
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Jack, I looked in the mirror mate, and said who's that old twat I don't recognise him! 😀 


   
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try not to these days Bob just glad I can still get out and about.


   
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Az the sayin guz Jack, "Every little helps!" A do nowt az near az a used to these days, just bimble along at a steady pace n let the dogs do all the runnin. No knockin mi bollox off anymoor and when workin out concentrate moor on technique than intensity and resistance. No more heavy bag work, just light bag for speed and accuracy but cataracts are a bastard, quite often it springs back n twats mi. One things fer sure tha can,t beat Mother Nature!


   
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Like you Bob I keep spotting this old bloke in the mirrors in shops and then realise it's me! 🙄 


   
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Posted by: @pat

Like you Bob I keep spotting this old bloke in the mirrors in shops and then realise it's me!  

Then you run and hide 😋 

 


   
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No Ian I just scratch my head and wonder what the f.ck TLO is doing wandering around with the scruffy old twat in the mirror! 🙄 


   
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Love is a many splendid thing!! 😍 


   
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Watch her Pat she's after your compensation mate. 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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He,ll compenstate her with his herculean physique Bob! 😎 


   
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She already has it spent Bob, if I ever get it! 🙄 


   
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Ferget wimmin bein interested about the size o knob, thi moor bothered in the size o thi bank account!


   
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