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Mate sed, "Wierd innit that it took 5 days ta find that Dr. Mosley geezer?" A sed, "Tha fukkin wot? If it took thi 5 days ta gerran appointment at thi local GP, it,d be a fukkin miracle!!


   
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What they didn't say was they found him by following the Tape worm he swallowed a while back! 🤣 


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Scientist? Wonder if he took a water bottle with him? In 40c thaz deffo gunna need one!


   
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He was a bit of a twat where personal safety was concerned,jumping off a boat 3 miles off the Cornish coast and swimming ashore and ending up in hospital with hypothermia a few years ago. This time he went the opposite way and ended up hyperthermic, dying of heat exhaustion!


   
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Well iz last experiment deffo dint work Pat!


   
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Makes you wonder though eh? their supposed to be sensible people! FFS.


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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When tha listens ta the gogglebox wallas, they,re all fukkin experts!


   
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Like Rip Off Britain, with the three stygian witches, all trying to act concerned when some poor bugger has been ripped off. But they couldn't really give shit on what their being paid!


   
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