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BREAKING NEWS: The Irish Olympic fencing team have had to pull out of the games!" Their captain sed, "Fook it, wiv run outa creasote!"


   
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Seems to work like that with wives and money, give 'em 100% of what's in yer wallet then when they inevitably come back for more there's nothing left to give, but doesn't stop 'em wanting!! 🙄 


   
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One things fer sure Pat, Wimmin o shit ot at Shopping!!


   
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And owt medical,they got more bloody tablet's than a pharmacy. And sound like a Caribbean steel band.


   
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Not me Bob, a fukked them ugly pills off, thi work too fukkin well on me! 😝 


   
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There's never a bloody beautiful pill is there, that only comes after 8 pints in the Rat Pit! 😀 


   
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Two Aldi bags these days Bob! 🤪 


   
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There was a lot to be said for putting a bucket over her head and swinging on the handle. 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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