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30/07/2024 4:01 pm
Teacher asks the class, "I want you all to think of a sentence containing the word "Dough". Little Susan sticks er hand up and says, "In Italy they make Pizzas out of special dough."
"Well done Susan 10 team points." Jennifer sticks er hand up and says, My little brother makes models out of play dough". "Well done Jennifer, 10 team points.", "What about you Tom hiding at the back of the class?" Tom answers, "Mi mam sez that mi dad iz a crap shagger so she az ta use er dildough!"
bob9739 reacted
30/07/2024 4:20 pm
🤣 🤣 🤣 Out of the mouths of babes!
30/07/2024 4:54 pm
Dave I went to help out a mate who had gone sick, he wanted me to take his nephew to the pictures to see Tarzan. When we got back the family were all gathered having tea, the kids mother said did you enjoy the pictures hinny! He replied, "Yes Tarzan was fighting this big crockofuckindile!" Silence reigned then sharp intakes of breath by the old dolls who's gobs took on the appearance of a cat's arse in the locked position as all eye's glared at me! I wouldn't care but I never taught him that, but I was blamed for it as usual!
Topic starter
30/07/2024 6:14 pm
"Were,nt me Mum, Onest, it,s im, tek om ta the quacks eez got fukkin tourettes!"Â 😏Â
31/07/2024 9:11 am
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