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BREAKING NEWS: The Irish Olympic fencing team have had to pull out of the games!" Their captain sed, "Fook it, wiv run outa creasote!"


   
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I think my missus must have kissed it,she can talk a glass eye to sleep. 🙄 


   
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A believe owd Ollie when eee kippered wuz burried o,er in Oyerland?


   
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He won't be leaving for anywhere else then Dave?


   
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Reckon eee kippered durin the mekkin o the flick "Gladiator" after neckin a gallon o booze then tekkin part in an arm wrestlin challenge. During National Service he served in Malaya n never took life too seriously, got inta flicks cos of iz looks and fancied iz sen as an unlicened scrapper. Booze and growler lead to iz early demise, worra way ta kipper! 😋 


   
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Well at least he died happy, remember him turning up at the Parkinson show as pissed as a fart that was a good laugh. But like George Best he was a character who lived life to the full, even after Best had a liver transplant he kept on boozing, which I thought was a bit selfish because some other poor sod could have benefited from it!


   
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George Best,the best footballer av ever seen but wuz fukked by the time eee wuz only 28! Booze and wimmin finished im off, the dirty lucky bastard!


   
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Your right Dave, he was a great player mate. And if it wasn't for booze he would have still had many good years ahead of him.


   
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He wuz such a natural talent Bob, he thought training and keeping fit wuz a waste of his boozing and shagging time and sadly no manager these days wood ever take him on. Tactics to George wuz just give me the fukkin ball and I,ll show you how football should be played!


   
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The good thing was he never blamed anybody but himself, unlike the whining bastards these days who all blame trauma from their childhood for their problems. Mind you his mother and sister were both alcoholics so it was probably his destiny anyway!


   
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True Pat, you are what you are mate none of us are perfect, if we can accept who we are without illusions and get on with our lives such as they are will be quite happy. But there are people who strive for wealth, gain, status and whatever else or imitate who they would like to be, and will never be happy as long as they have a hole in there arse! Why? because they are trying to achieve something which is out of their reach!


   
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I've always set myself low standards and then I'm not so disappointed when I fail to achieve them!! 😜 


   
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I don't believe that for one minute Pat! 😆 


   
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Ask 'Er Indoors, she'll confirm it!! 🙄 


   
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All tha can do in any pursuit thy az a goo at iz thi very best and fukk the cheats who av a win at all cost attitude which seems to be the norm sadly these days!


   
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Spot on Dave lad, I agree with that always give100% all the time, and if that's not good enough then there is nowt else to give!


   
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