atched tis on TPTV Ch82 Freeview, yesterday:

I take it you haven't you seen the ads on TV, where there's guys sniffing other guy crotches and birds sniffings guys arses Pat? It's for a new deode...

...of course you meant the oil used to protect the weapon from a rainy day Pat?

Many years ago in was summoned to "Lourdes" in Glasgow, for one of many 'medical reviews'. The sole purpose of these is to reject your sickness claim...

...said a Doctor at the medic centre in the shot when i was there with some crows from XV PARA and my back jacked. You'd think a quack would try and ...