Bonus Bob, A don,t shit mesen YET!! 😊

Lot o the kunts don,t even arf inch from charity shops these days, the bastards just walk into shops in the high street, pick stuff up and fukk off. S...

Av gorra monocular med in USSR a found while out in the cuds, musta belonged to a twitcher who droppd it. Brill clarity, can even see the odd dangle b...

I save them fer Best Pat to pike the tash accross the roo-ad who gets outa feather every morning completely bollocko! 🤗

Went fer the drink a gallon o watter test at the hossy 3 months agu. Got called back ta gu next Wed fer update, till then am neckin one Tamsulosin cap...

Allus put subtitles on but gerrin ta the stage weer findin it ard ta read the fukkers! 😎