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A reckon that two slices o bread cut az thick az a wrestlers neck n a lump o chayse iz enuff ta fill thi rop. Fukk takeaways!

🤣 🤣 🤣 It bloody well is at the moment Pat!

Dave, I get that all the time mate, you shouldn't be eating that your cholesterol will be sky high. Well we got to go one way or another so does it really matter or not if we've just devoured a sandwich with a huge piece of Clagg Arse in it. At least I'll be happy! There is always someone willing to spoil some of life's little enjoyments!

Some kunts put a downer on everythin Bob, accoordin ta the quack tha shud live on fukkin tablets. Cholesterol? if tha dint av any, cut thi finger n thad bleed ta fukkin dee-ath!

I remember the doc telling my mum that she should stop eating the one choc ice a day that was about her only enjoyment in life. I said to her 'for f.ck's sake mother you're 80 odd, eat what you want and f.ck the doc!'. She lived quite happily eating them for another 5 years or so and it was the Alzheimers that got her in the end not the choc ices!

Wot  gets me Pat is the physical state o the quacks givin advice, "Do as I say,not wot I do!"

I had to see one years ago when I'd inhaled a load of seawater trying to free a rope wrapped round the propellors on a mate's boat and a few days later could hardly draw breath. Seemed like pneumonia to me but the huge female locum that saw me tested my flow with one of those things like a bicycle pump you blow into and said "You've still got 20% capacity, and that's better than me!". I thought "That's due to the hundredweight of blubber you've got pushing on yer lungs ya fat c.nt!". She gave me some syrup stuff for kids with asthma that are too young for an inhaler and told me to take no more than a 5ml teaspoon at a time, that made me so dizzy after one that I binned it and coughed my way through 12 months or so of recovery. 🙄 

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I remember the doc telling my mum that she should stop eating the one choc ice a day that was about her only enjoyment in life. I said to her 'for f.ck's sake mother you're 80 odd, eat what you want and f.ck the doc!'. She lived quite happily eating them for another 5 years or so and it was the Alzheimers that got her in the end not the choc ices!

She would've done in her younger days Don, lost count of the number of 'Uncles' I had as a kid which always confused me as both parents were only children, but she deffo liked it and was a good looker, (I would've)! She was past all that by the time the doc saw her though so it's a no!

🤣 🤣 🤣 You have to chuckle when you hear the words you could lose a little weight! Then you look at some of the nurses in the health centre who would put a brick shithouse to shame!

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Had to laff when a caught o couple avin a fag behind a dark corner at the hossy, fukkin No Smoking signs everyweer, A sed, "Caught Ya!, giz a cig" thi replied "Fukk Off!! 🤣 

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