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...for it.


   
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When tha thinks about it, no one wins so might az well av a wankin comp, then who comes first, goes!


   
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bob9739
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Well that's me shafted ever since I had the prostate operation, nowt comes out but hot air. Might as well use it as a bloody balloon pump! 🙄 


   
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Handy for birthday parties at least! 😆 


   
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bob9739
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One can no longer shout,come and get me girls I'm full of babies!


   
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Moved from Stud to Pasture Bob! 😆 


   
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A used ta fire blanks, now just a fukkin empty magazine! ☹ 


   
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Always remember to Cock Hook and Look Dave!


   
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bob9739
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Gun fires one or two more rounds and stops again,get a new gun!


   
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"STOPPAGE!" 😳 


   
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bob9739
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When you get constipated, it takes more than a clearance tool to shift it. Split case FFS!


   
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