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The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 21/22 November
The next Fandance is w/e Fri 15th - Sun 17th May 2026
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Lloyds Bank Sort code: 30-90-09 a\c No: 30516068
Pat signed...
...for it.
When tha thinks about it, no one wins so might az well av a wankin comp, then who comes first, goes!
Well that's me shafted ever since I had the prostate operation, nowt comes out but hot air. Might as well use it as a bloody balloon pump! 🙄Â
Handy for birthday parties at least! 😆Â
One can no longer shout,come and get me girls I'm full of babies!
Moved from Stud to Pasture Bob! 😆Â
A used ta fire blanks, now just a fukkin empty magazine! ☹Â
Always remember to Cock Hook and Look Dave!
Gun fires one or two more rounds and stops again,get a new gun!
"STOPPAGE!" 😳Â
When you get constipated, it takes more than a clearance tool to shift it. Split case FFS!
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