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Topic starter
23/10/2024 9:59 am
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Watched a Doco on BBC 4 last night
Dave Tompkins was a petty thief who craved adventure. His career as an international mercenary began in Africa and took him all over the world - to Afghanistan, Croatia and later to Colombia, where he led a team commissioned to assassinate notorious Columbian drug lord Pablo Escobar. He went out with Callan and Copland to Angola he was the explosives guy in the team. While laying some mines he was injured by one going off. Got casavact back to uk just before Callan executed some of his men. Peter McAleese featured. We had one guy in our squadron who was out there he told me that the only way he survived was to keep to SOP’s staying in the bush and no tracks/roads
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0024986/storyville-dogs-of-war
28/01/2026 11:09 am
Well after that, I'm saying not! 🤣🤣🤣
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28/01/2026 1:53 pm
28/01/2026 5:07 pm
Went ta the hossy taday n got the all clear, finger up mi ring piece n quack teld mi Double reight. So a av ta admit am just a dirty owd twat who pisses iz sen, cud bi down ta too much laffin! 😛Â
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29/01/2026 11:49 am
Good news Dave,at least you know the old prostate is sound. Just sit down to piss it saves wiping the floor and getting a gobful 👍
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29/01/2026 12:38 pm
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29/01/2026 4:53 pm
I just go outside these days Bob and piss at the side of the bins against the wall then spray Jays fluid on it so it smells like the Royal Infirmary instead o the piss corner. Owt ta keep er fukkin gob shut! 😝Â
29/01/2026 7:15 pm
Luckily I've got over an acre to piss in whenever I need and can't be arsed going indoors, My shed's about 50 yards from the house so I can just open the door and piss out without her knowing or gobbing off at me.
30/01/2026 11:15 am
Seeing as most of us piss like watering cans, they probably wouldn't even notice! 🤣Â
30/01/2026 12:20 pm
Handy to piss on your german bands when outside in the freezing cold. Natures own hand warmer! 😆Â
30/01/2026 2:17 pm
Makes the sarnies taste funny later though! 🤔Â
30/01/2026 5:11 pm
Tha dunt mind the taste when thaz out in the cuds n fukkin ank marvin n nearest ablutions a muddy puddle 😋Â
31/01/2026 10:11 am
A while ago driving down the A2 The Ayathola said why is there so many bottles of pop lying beside the road? 🤣🤣🤣
31/01/2026 5:15 pm
Fer fukks sake don,t stop n drink outa one! 😝Â
02/02/2026 11:47 am
Tizer it ain't!
02/02/2026 5:06 pm
Deffo not an appetizer Bob! 😛Â
