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Great entertainer but could eat an apple through a wire mesh fence!

Brill bottle oppeners Bob!

🤣 🤣 🤣 Just what I need George Formby's skull fastened to the kitchen wall, if it starts to sing get out quick!

It,d look like an image of Mick Jagger Bob!

I know we all take the piss out of him Dave, but you still have to admire the guy for his energy. He can still leap about with the best of them! To keep him in one place just wet his lips and clag him on a plate glass window. 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Wimmin o gerrin that look these days Bob, the owd gamaroosh look!

it looks bloody awful Dave, not natural mate. They look like adverts for Billingsgate Fish Market !

Imagine putting the mullet lips together with a mullet haircut,scary!

Once ad a mullet mesen wi mi barnet longer at the union jack ta gi the tash summat ta owd onto when shaggin in the missionary position.

I think Mullet describes them quite well, seeing as the grey mullet swims in the harbour eating shite!

Plenty fer the fukkers ta eight these days Bob, courtesy o the bent az an arabs dagger fukkin watter authoriies!

Just watched the Canadian F1 GP, you should've seen the beach ball on legs with a mullet singing their National Anthem.  One of the drivers Valteri Bottas alo has a mullet.  I've seen a couple of others recently.  It's making a return.  

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Young lad behind the counter in the village shop is sporting one and I take the piss every time I spot him. His reply of 'F.ck off ya jealous baldy c.nt!' is a fair comment I reckon!

Bit cruel really Pat, he could have said baldy Prick instead. 🤣 

With my hearing he might've done for all I know Bob, I just knew by his expression it wasn't complimentary! 😀