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Hard to believe...
Old Arthur said like the ginger minge! She replied it's rust you twat!
 That,s worran iron chastity belt duz ta thi, Growler like Rhonda Flemmings barnet 😆
Wonder if old Ike put one on Tina Turner,?Â
No fukkin woder she wuz bow legged, kunt in bracket! 😆Â
She had a hell of a voice old Tina, one of the greatest when she projected it. Put a lot of younger women to shame!
Part of my life history owd Tina n Ike Turner. When I was a young apprentice one of the lads in the workshop ad the car radio blastin out "River Deep Mountain High" and the gaffer who was a twat blamed me n started givin me full throttle round of fukks. completely innocent of the charge and against my nature to bubble on the guilty party I was left altho against my timid nature to practice my right cross right on the point of his violin. Goodbye apprenticeship, hello Para Reg 🤗
@dave-burgess You did right Dave, why couldn't he say, whoever has that music on can you turn it down please. Still I bet he never used that tone to anyone again!
His loss, the Regiment's gain! 🤣Â
Certainly my gain as well cos I soon found out who the real tuff guys are and what it really means to be one. Allus thought my owd man cud be brutal in his ways at times but I soon understood why! 🤔Â
Because you were a little shite? 🤣Â
Guilty as charged! 😆Â
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