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I reckon viewers wud av a whip round ta pay fer a penis enlargement op! 😆Â
Reminds me of a bloke I worked with who bought one of those glass things with a pump on it. He said by the time he finished his knob was black and blue. His Mrs said. If you think of coming anywhere near me with that, think again!
Had a mate who when eee left skoyle started work at a cutlery firm, sed iz initiation wuz the wimmin grabbin im, takin iz kecks n strides down n purrin iz knob in an empty milk bottle n gerrin im an ard on then just fukked off n left im theer. Sed eee ad ta lerriz knob go on the slack ta gerrit out much to the delight of rufty tufty buffer girls! 🤣Â
So much for the serene damsels of the KFS Brigade then! 🤣 🤣 🤣Â
You dint fukk wi them Bob, ard az nails dressed in brown paper overalls and leggins and with the shit thi gobbled az black az a blue lagoons arseoyle! 😖Â
Reckon they would look good on the catwalk of some top London Fashion show then Dave? 🤣 🤣 🤣Â
Don,t know about that Bob but they wo shit ot street feighters n freetened young ard cases ta dee-th! 🤬Â
Think I'd give them a wide birth Dave, the idea of having your Jake rammed in bottle is enough to frighten me mate!
Most of em looked az ard az they were Bob, No page 3 girls among,st them ladies! 😮Â
Watching Norfolk/Suffolk on BBC Jack. A lot of the drone footage reminds me of you videos.
any links Don
@donthemod Hi Don, just off subject mate. Not being on Facebook, how can I buy a new Club T Shirt. My old ones falling apart. Can't seem to find a link for the shop anywhere else ?
Ttrouble with clobber these days Bob med in some sweat shop in Asia someweer the fukkin things drop ta bits befoor the puts em on. Allus found that "T" shirts etc med by "Fruit Of The Loom" o better quality. Still got the "F O C" T shirt a bought yonks agu.
ÂPosted by: @jackw102any links Don
Try this Jack: https://www.televisioncatchup.co.uk/norfolk-and-suffolk-country-coast
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I don't remember 'T' shirts Bob, but there shouldn't be a problem getting one done. I'll ask Dean, the new Chairman. Wait out mate.Posted by: @bob9739@donthemod Hi Don, just off subject mate. Not being on Facebook, how can I buy a new Club T Shirt. My old ones falling apart. Can't seem to find a link for the shop anywhere else ?
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