Drones

My worst scare with a mine was the day we landed in '82, and walking up through San Carlos settlement waving to a mother and her kids I felt something underfoot and looked down to see I was stood on what looked like one of the plastic anti personnel mines the Argies were said to have scattered everywhere! I practically shat myself waiting to see my foot flying off, but looking closer it turned out to be the plastic wheel off a kid's toy tractor. I was ready to go back and give the little bastard I'd just waved to the kicking of his life! Met him 30 years later and had a laugh over it! 🤣 

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Once again Jack brill view of Englands Green and Pleasant Land. Far removed from the bollox kicking off at Villa Park Birmingham at present!

It's a shame when the game has to bow to political differences. Pity they couldn't take a look at Xmas 1914 when Jerry and Tommy got together to play football.

I was just watching a thing Charlie Finlay sent me this morning, only 10 minutes or so of interviews done in 1968 getting views from both sides about the chrimbo day footy match and what went on afterwards. The German bloke seemed most impressed by the kilt wearing Jocks, one of whom lifted his 'skirt' and flashed his arse at him!

Take That! 🤣 

Especially if he had bollocks like a Stokes Mortar round! 🤣 

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Mind unless you were of a certain persuasion you wouldn't want a German Sausage rammed up there! 🤣 

"Trouble" when a nurse removed one or two bog brushes outa some bent kunts ring piece! 😩 

Think I mentioned this before, an old mate of mine was an ambulance man for years. One day he was called to some twat in a bath with a light bulb stuck up his arse! Old Vic said to him, Was it dark up there then? 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Eee oughta ad the whole lamp in the bath n switched the fukker on! 😝 

🤣 🤣 🤣 He reckons it was a common visit to young ladies with Matey Bottles jammed up their snatch. All the nice girls love a sailor!

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 "All the nice girls luv a candle, cos it reminds em of a prick" 😆