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Underwear
Old man at the doctors office and the doctor said "I'm going to need a blood sample, a stool sample and a urine sample" since the old man was hard of hearing he loudly said "WHAT?" and his wife yells in his ear "HE SAID HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!".
 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Spot on!!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Cracker!
Under crackers! 🤣Â
Never wear boxers to slack give you twists in your knackers!
Allus wear trunks like briefs ta keep the piss dribblin down mi legs. Dunt do owt about the owd man piss stink tho! 🤑Â
Time for the Tenas methinks!
As long as it's not tampons, otherwise we might have a serious problem!Â
Borrered one o them piss pads off the "Trouble" to put dwn the front o mi undercrackers. No gud tho cos it stuck ta mi knob like fukkin wallpaper n ad ta payle it off mi knobend,OUCH!!!
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So its back to nappies for you then DavePosted by: @dave-burgessBorrered one o them piss pads off the "Trouble" to put dwn the front o mi undercrackers. No gud tho cos it stuck ta mi knob like fukkin wallpaper n ad ta payle it off mi knobend,OUCH!!!
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Think the price their charging for underwear these day's, we will all be running round bare arsed before long, just keep away from rainbows!
Remember the days o the owd towelin nappies that needed weshin every day and wimmin used ta tek pride in avin the whitest on the weshin line? These days them disposal tha finds lyin all o,er, especially the fukkin beach, full o shite and just lobbed fer some poor fukker ta stand on wi bare plates o meight. No wonder thiz sa many fat idle fukkers!
we always had terry towelling nappies for our bunch, sitting in the old white enamel pail to soak before washing, the name of them when people asked what was in there, was shitting hippens hinny! 🤣 🤣 🤣Â
Can tha still get them Towellin nappies? Might need some mesen soon!
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