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Mi late big bruv , Grammer Skoyle n University, eee musta ad my share o brains so fukk all left when a came out screamin mi crust off! Gud at spoort az well and brill footy player. Eee came oo-am from Uni one weekend n teld the owd man eee wuz packin Uni up cos eeed ad an offer ta turn pro fer Chesterfiald. Towd man went fukkin berserek n teld im. "If Chesterfield iz the best tha can do, thaz fukkin stoppin weer thy art!!" Towd mans word wuz law, no fukkin two ways about it! Eee gorriz degree n worked az a gaffer at a joint down that way Pat, Cornish De Lanc weer thi quarried marble Married, two kids, eee got killed age 27 in a car smash on a neet out wi the quarry workers, just 5 months after the owd man kippered of a jam tart attack on iz way ta work aged 52. Just shows thi ow decisions dictate the coorse o thi life!

That's right Dave, 4 yrs or so back if I hadn't decided to spend a minute clearing TLO's car of frost for her hair appointment before setting off in the Land Rover I would've missed meeting that mad little bitch in the fog and still be skiing diving and tearing about on the motorbike! At least I got a disabled parking badge out of it, and just last night bought a small boat I can handle to get back out fishing at last! Every cloud and all that! 🙄 

make you think....... "if only"

That's what I say to her......."If only I was braver and didn't jump to your every command I wouldn't be a spastic!" She always replies "You don't want to find out what happens if you don't jump!" 😮 

Some people call it fate, mekkin thi wonder wots just around the corner apart from Shokats Paki shop!

I take life as it comes, you can't foresee what fate has in store for you, one minute your out enjoying life the next your lying in a hospital bed if your lucky attached to tubes and beeping machines wondering what the Feck hit you! Best not think about it. Remember Forrest Gump " Mama said life is like a box of chocolates you don't know what your going to get until you open the box!" 😀 

Unless it,s a gtowler box Bob, but gud inpection fer any luv spots befoor enterin! 😍 

But take care not to fall in, the consequence's could be very serious. So always carry your extractor tool! 🤣 🤣 🤣