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09/08/2024 11:25 am
Plod in Luton stopped a soo-ap dodger on a motorbike n teld im, "Am stoppin thi cos thaz got 5 passengers ridin pillion", Soo-ap dodger replied, "Fukkin ell! only 5? av fukkin lost 3 then!"
14/08/2024 7:46 am
Reminds me of when I was in the workshop cutting some metal with the angle grinder, sparks going everywhere when it suddenly got very bright as if the sun had come out. Then I looked over my shoulder to see the gallon can of army green paint I'd left the lid off blazing away with flames about 10' high, oops! 😮Â
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14/08/2024 9:19 am
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14/08/2024 6:57 pm
Everybody meks mistakes like the time a got one o them electric garden weed burners, double reight fer frazzlin the fukkers but got carried away n went out onta the path ta do the side o the boundary wall. In dreamland frazzlin away when awaken by a loud snriek from the towd lass next door, "Wot tha duin, mi fence iz on fire!" ad a butchers n it wuz blazin away like fukkin bonfire neet! "Sorry Luv, al put mi osepips on it, n by the way az tha gorrany chestnuts!" 🤒Â
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15/08/2024 9:51 am
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