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"Derbyshire Farmer ShootsBurglars!" The Farmer wud like ti inform local plod that lessons av deffo bin fukkin learned!


   
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Can you imagine on resurrection day old Cyril Smith rising out of the ground it would be like Vesuvius erupting!


   
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Glad a were,nt the grave digger who dug the oyle ta burry that kiddy fiddlin twat Bob!


   
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Dave I think they would need Big Geordie the old open cast Digger to dig a hole for him mate. 


   
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Thid need the owd drag line ta dig an oyle big enuff Bob!


   
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