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(@dave-burgess)
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"Derbyshire Farmer ShootsBurglars!" The Farmer wud like ti inform local plod that lessons av deffo bin fukkin learned!


   
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Another Tony Martin coming up there I reckon, with all the parents and friends coming out in the paper describing the dead scrote as "A lovely friendly lad who occasionally needed a bit of guidance!" Well the farmer guided him to where he deserved to be!


   
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Remember that one, unbelievable how they describe these twats, a true saying the law is an Ass!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Pity eee dint slot both the toe rags Bob!


   
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That's the trouble these days, defend yourself and hurt the buggers and you become the offender. FFS!


   
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This country needs to get its act together the do gooders think more of the offenders than the victims


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Like the rest o this country law n order is totally FUKKED!!


   
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Like everything else, law and order is not a priority for the politicians of most parties mate.


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Mainly cos the outa touch wankers don,t live anyweer near the kunts we av ta purrup we Bob!


   
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Dave, you hit the nail on the head mate!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Outa sight, Outa mind sums them kunts up Bob!


   
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See the MP for Dover Natalie Elphick, has defected to Labour her old man Charlie Elphick was the MP for Dover before her but got done for sexual assault and is now banged up. Couldn't keep his dick in his trousers. you couldn't make it up could you! 🙄 


   
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Only a few weeks after slagging down Labour for failing to have a policy to stop her town sinking under immigrants she jumps ship knowing that she'll lose her seat and her 200 grand a year when Labour takes her seat. "Dependable Charlie" her husband was known is a sneaky c.nt and so is she, having been handed his seat with no local election like it was her right when he got convicted!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Parliament these days seems ta bi like a datin site fer queers n Miss Whiplash season ticket holders!


   
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These days? It always was!!!


   
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