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I'm surprised there's anything of you left Dave!! 🤣 

Hanging in there by a thread Pat! ☹️ 

Does anybody else get, "why can't you put the bleach bottles in the bathroom with the labels facing the same way !" What's that all about ?

Mine was horrified when I went for a shower the other day covered in engine oil and used the Jif type cleaning cream from Lidl to clean my face and hands. Worked a treat and left my forehead all tight, so I said to her she could save a load of dosh using it instead of Botox or whatever other shite she gets injected into her face!

I get that one fer spillin watter when a fill the kettle. "Don,t werry luv, al lick it up",meks er fukkin worse! 😆  

I get moaned at even when I try to keep clean, she's always saying I hate following you into the bathroom at night.it stinks of toothpaste and shit. Perhaps she would rather I lay in bed farting all night!

I do!!

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Posted by: @pat

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I do!!

Oh no, there's a never ending competition between us. I found about the only woman in the world who finds farting funny! Every cloud and all that!

Hope that bed doesn't fly out the window like the Flying Dutchman, otherwise you have problems like raising the methane levels in the ozone level!

I reckon that the next step from the global warmin nutters will be a guage fiited to everyones ring piece so thi can tax thi fer the amount o methane thaz lobbin inta the atmosphere every day. "Wot tha duin?" "Am just checkin ow much fart tax I owe!" 🤔 

I'd be skint in a week!

Fukkin ell Pat, az long az that? 🤧