PEN

Talking of shaving I just use them old Bic disposables, I just can't believe the prices their asking for razors these days. And they look like futuristic space ships FFS! You just want to shave your bloody whiskers off, what do you need to do that!

Scruffy kunt me just grows a beard Bob,so comb mi boat race!

The cheap one she has in the shower for doing her armpits does me about once a week or so!

That 7 day growth look is deffo in vogue these days Pat. The barmaid at the local swears by it!

The price of bloody razors, I think you both have the right idea! 🤣 

Or just fukkin Lazy Bob! 😴 

Remember that old saying your mother used to say if you looked a bit grubby for school, "It costs nowt to keep clean, so get under that tap and scrub up!"

Can't say that anymore, everything costs a fortune. Some soap dodger Barber here charging £20.00 for a hair cut. I use an old lad who does mine for £9.00. Yet the Soap Dodger is always full when you walk past the window, more money than sense!

I just use my clippers for a once over every once in a while. Think I paid 16 quid for them 40 yrs ago and still going strong, saved a fortune in haircuts over the years! Takes a lot less time now than it did when I got them and still had a full head of hair!

Guin to hercuts toneet fer a Tony Curis trim wi mi Whal barnet trimmer. Get fukk all fer the weekend tho!

F.ckall for you any day of the week Bad Boy!!! 🤣 

Even past the wet dream stage o mi life now Pat! 😕 

Gone are the days when I could shout out,come and get me girls I'm full of babies,! 🤣 

Mine just think am full o shite Bob!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Had the snip back in 1975, just blowing steam nowadays put a whistle on the end I'd be like the Flying Scotsman!

Ad mine a year later Bob after we,d dun our hat trick.Job well dun!