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Wouldn't like to tackle some bugger with a Zombie knife if I just had a bloody fountain pen Dave!

If you can,t get close enuff to stab it into the bastards mince pie Bob,then you,re deffo fukked! 😦 

If you can get in close a swift palm of the hand under the chin followed by a knee to the knackers takes the wind out of their sails Dave. As the old saying goes, Where there's a will there's a way mate.

Basics allus work best Bob! 🙂 

Not as quick as I used to be Dave, age slows us down a bit now.

Av found that a sturdy walkin stick iz very effective Bob! 😊 

Think I'll get one with a big knob on the end Dave, to make up for the little one I've got. 🤣 🤣 🤣 

sword stick best option Bob! 😆 

The way things are going Dave you might need a pirates Cutlass mate.

or a gympy Bob! 😬 

Make you wonder though eh? At one time a disagreement led to you both going outside and belting each other and going home a bit sore with a few cuts and bruises. Same thing these days leads to the death of somebody and the perpetrator has no remorse. What is Britain turning into?

It,s already bin turned inta the shitoyles these fukkin heathen bastards came from with full aproval of our useless fukkin governments Bob!

They would get a nasty shock if they stuck the guillotine in Trafalgar square and publicly executed the bastards, last words "what a blade man!"

"Gillete,the best a man can get!" 😋