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Stopped at four kids, didn't want to end up like that bloke on the telly 22 kids and counting. He must have a cock like a Gimpy . Belt fed !

They're all ugly fu.ckers though, he shoulda stopped when he saw the first one!

Must like baby food!

He must get more family allowance per week than an MPs salary, You have to admire his stamina!

Purrim on a guinness ban!

He must have a plentiful supply of Robin Starch Dave!

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re member mi dear owd Mum sendin mi ta the shop fer that Bob When she wuz doin the weshin wi the owd zinc tub,posher n big fukk off mangle. No weshin machine back then!

Dave I remember me mother using the poss tub. She used to have a little bag with something called blue in it,which she said made the white bed sheets white.How it did that I'm buggered if I know. But it did. Hard graft in them days. Blackleading fire ranges and stoning the door steps. Think she worked harder than me father at the pit!

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A remember them Bob, a think thi wo called "Dolly Blue".

That's it Dave, I think it was a competition to see who could get the whitest wash. Mind coal fires and bairns with jammy hands put paid to that..I can remember Hunters mother bollocking the knife sharpener for making a mess of her bed sheets strung across the street..Heaven forbid that anybody attempted to take a horse and cart up the street on washday Monday!

Tha dint fukk about wi them owd ousewives back then Bob cos thi wud deffo twat thi. Some ad forearms like fukkin Popeye! No wonder we used ta run like fukk when the ball hit Mrs Tyases windda!

Used to play knock door Ginger,tying a length of thread to somebody's door knocker. And banging the knocker until you got an answer.Hoping you could run faster than whoever answered the door before they spotted you.took a few clips round the lugs when you couldn't move quick enough!

Once did that Bob n we,d mistakenly picked on the Sheffield and Hallamshire cross countrychampion. He chased uz down over a 2 hour period and caught us in some backyard outside bogs. Mi mates,all bigger than me gorra clip around the lug

but me bein a midget gorroff cos o mi miniscule size n mates sed, "You jammy fukker" so a sed,"That,s wot tha gets bein big n daft! 😊 

🤣 🤣 🤣 That reminds me of when we got collared by big Bob the copper, for copping free rides on the Shuggy Boats. When they had finished for the day they used to put a big wooden beam through the lot with a big padlock on it. But the other end was just a nut and bolt, which us kids used to undo Whoopy! free rides. Until old Bob crept down the steps with his helmet off and gave us all a clip for good measure!

Them days long gone Bob. Remember the days o bein chased outa the park by the park keeper so eee cud lock the gates