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Topic starter
29/07/2025 6:35 pm
In the present furore of the tashes footy game, the "trouble" started ta show interest in the sport. So much so that she asked me to explain the off side rule. Talk about trying to knit fukkin fog! So ta mek it simple a oppened the kitchin door n teld er ta walk inside, she did n a sed, "Reight thaz onside" "Now walk out" she did so a sed "Now thaz off side, get back in to an on side position n fukkin stay onside n mek mi fukkin tea!"
"S M A C K ! !" 😜Â
bob9739 reacted
30/07/2025 8:05 pm
I think those lasses are doing okay Dave, they seem to have more go and determination in them,than there male counterparts.
Topic starter
31/07/2025 3:58 pm
They shud gerram ta play the German geezers first team Bob.
bob9739 reacted
02/08/2025 6:54 pm
Think they could do it Dave, sure there's one or two with a toggle and two mate! 😂Â
Topic starter
03/08/2025 4:42 pm
Deffo nowt like the young tash of our yoof Bob but wunt mind bein slide tackled by one or two! 😜Â
03/08/2025 5:08 pm
The chances of you sliding into one of them's fairly remote I'd say Dave! Dream on! 🤣Â
04/08/2025 11:07 am
Be Fair Pat, I mean Dave could have a wet dream mate ! 🤣Â
Topic starter
04/08/2025 4:12 pm
Just had a wank thinkin about it! 😋Â
06/08/2025 5:16 pm
Like a pressure cooker just letting off steam mate.😂
Topic starter
06/08/2025 6:55 pm
Either that or ball bag bustin Bob! 😮Â
07/08/2025 11:14 am
You don't need that Dave, knew a bloke in the MOD Plod, who was always boasting about the size of his nuts until he had to visit the Quack for some reason who promptly told him they were abnormal and needed draining!
Topic starter
07/08/2025 3:58 pm
Sounds like big Roger Jones a Sheffield powerlifter who packed up duin the heavy dead lift cos the bar trapped iz over sized bollox n turned em black! 😲Â
08/08/2025 1:22 pm
Remember mine turning black after I had the snip, it was painful getting out of the bath felt and looked like two bloody cannonballs!
Topic starter
08/08/2025 6:10 pm
No probs wi mine Bob. Walkin like John Wayne ,was that skint a went on a roofin job the next dasy. Only prob a copped fer Herpes on mi ball bag n scratched the fukkers that mucn thi gowed in the fukkin dark! 🙄Â
bob9739 reacted
09/08/2025 3:21 pm
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