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28/07/2025 6:42 pm
Plod wo parked across from the battlecruiser at turnin out time opin ta cop the drink drivers. All of a sudden a geezer comes stumblin out, swayin all o,er, tripped o,er the curb then staggered o,er to iz jam jar n fukked off. Plod Gleefully pulled im, dragged im out n gid im the owd breathaliser. Result 00 so thi checked it agee-an n result 00.Plod sez, "ow the fukk az thaa blown negative, tha can ardly fukkin stand up? " Geezer replies, "Befoor wi came out on the lash a copped fer fukkin designated decoy driver!"
29/07/2025 12:58 pm
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29/07/2025 3:01 pm
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