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A family’s driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says, “Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.”

“Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!”


   
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The same lad wandered into the bathroom where his mum was drying herself after a shower, pointed and asked "what's that?"

His embarrassed mother said "That's where daddy hit me with an axe while he was chopping wood!"

"Wow!" said the son "Good shot, he hit ya right in the c.nt!"


   
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The same lad wandered into the bathroom where his mum was drying herself after a shower, pointed and asked "what's that?"

His embarrassed mother said "That's where daddy hit me with an axe while he was chopping wood!"

"Wow!" said the son "Good shot, he hit ya right in the c.nt!"

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🤣 🤣 🤣 Dad in the shower son points to his cock and says what's that? 

Father, It's my hedgehog Son!

Son, It's got some cock on it!


   
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