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ELTON

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Towd Elton John iz sed ta bi sufferin from an eye infection, the fukkin third one no doubt!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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These days n istead o avin a butchers at an owd discarded Elf n Efficincy mag wi the pages stuck tagether, kids from an early age can see the full bag o mashins on line. If that ad bin the case in our time a wudda wanked mesen ta deeath befoor a left skoyle!


   
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Would have been the thinnest man in Britain Dave! 🤣 🤣 🤣 


   
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"He Died With A Smile On His Face!" 😋 


   
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And a bottle of Double Diamond rammed up his arse.


   
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