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A stye on the starfish would be sore I'm sure!

Berrit looks like the japanese flag Pat! 😮 

Like a shell crater on The Somme!

That huge fukker at Hawthorn Ridge! 🤣 

He's not called Lord of the Rings for nowt! 🤣 🤣 🤣 

Lord Of The Rim as well probably!

Ball bender!

Don't get me going about these shit depth measurers, worst thing they ever did was legalise it. The telly is full of them shouting about how badly their done by and people are prejudiced against them. Of course they are because it's not fekken normal!

The bent bastards are about az normal az ONCE Great Britain these days Bob!

When you went to school did you know of any kid who didn't know what sex they were? Old Agnes taught us lads what our willies were for, and I didn't know anyone called IT!

We gorrour sex education from the older lad teddy boys talkin about their exploits and gerrin a ard on wetchin the teddy girls walkin down the street in skin tight jumper, pencil skirt. bee hive barnet n listenin ta the tops o their stockins rubbin tagether. Run oo-am ta the outside bog fer a wank! Practical lessons given a bit later by Heather, dint even av ta use mi wankin germam band!

Good job we had the Agnes's and Georgina's mate otherwise we would have been sexually illiterate. Thanks girls!

Practical beats theory everytime Bob! 😍 

Can't whack it Dave, makes you look back with fondness