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forever young
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How can you tell when the barmaid is not happy with you?

There is a string hanging out of your bloody mary.


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Next week the twat is attempting "P" Company! 🤗 


   
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I always laugh when I see the stories in the newspaper about the twats who claim to be practically paralysed for the benefits, but can't resist putting videos of their skiing holiday on fudbook, or pics of them in the gym lifting weights and competing in simulated Tour De France events on the cycling thingies!


   
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It,s like when tha seez the number o young fat bastards walkin around carryin a fukkin "Benefit Walking Stick">


   
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And it only touches the ground about every fifth step, unless of course they're turning up for an interview then they need 2 sticks!


   
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bob9739
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Best thing they can do with them is pack their lazy arses full of PE, and send them on a flying visit to cloud 9.


   
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