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The 10 Miler will be held on w/e Saturday 21/22 November
The next Fandance is w/e Fri 15th - Sun 17th May 2026
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25/03/2025 4:34 am
How can you tell when the barmaid is not happy with you?
There is a string hanging out of your bloody mary.
25/03/2025 12:07 pm
🤣 🤣 😆 🤣 oh isn't that a nasty thing to drop in someone's glass!
25/03/2025 6:45 pm
"Does what it says on the glass!" 😝
28/03/2025 3:26 pm
Pull string in case of an emergency, 😃👍
31/03/2025 2:58 pm
Been living on cocktails for 2 weeks in St Lucia, but no strings thankfully!
31/03/2025 3:50 pm
Welcome back Pat, all fit n tanned a reckon! 😎
31/03/2025 7:03 pm
Slightly tanned from under me umbrella and factor 50 Dave, but I wouldn't say fit, more fat if anything! 😎
31/03/2025 7:56 pm
As long as you enjoyed yourself Pat,that's what counts mate. 😃👍
Topic starter
01/04/2025 12:36 am
Good to hear you enjoyed it all Pat
01/04/2025 6:24 pm
Lot berra than workin fer a livin Pat! 😊
01/04/2025 6:38 pm
Work? The nastiest kind of four lettered word! 😲
01/04/2025 6:49 pm
AGREE!!!
01/04/2025 7:38 pm
That's why there are so many on the dole, none of them like work!
02/04/2025 5:55 pm
Suffering from "Glass Back" Syndrome!
03/04/2025 4:22 pm
Watched a program on the telly, about some twat who claimed money from his insurance company for injury's to his back stating he was unable to work.
They obviously thought there was something dodgy about his claim,so decided to carry out some checks on him.
They found him running up and down ladders doing roofing work, and playing rugby at the weekends.needless to say payments stopped and he was prosecuted.
Moral of the story of your going to claim for disability, don't leap about like a freshly fekked ferret!
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