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Topic starter
13/06/2024 11:17 am
...see my response attached.
This topic was modified 2 years ago by Don Stewart
18/06/2024 10:49 am
Same here Bob
18/06/2024 5:56 pm
A just don,t av a dog n boo-an Bob, the fukkers can come n knock on mi door.
19/06/2024 6:11 pm
Wise move Dave, I watched a program on the box called Scam Interceptor's. Rav Wilding and his team attempt to prevent these scamming buggers pinching some poor old sods money by gaining access to the scammers computer while their on the phone to the victim. They get the victims contact details and attempt to contact them to inform them they are being scammed.
19/06/2024 6:22 pm
Tinternet crime fukkin massive these days Bob!
20/06/2024 4:05 pm
True enough Dave, mind I reckon I receive at least two phone calls a week from the bastards trying to con you out of your brass, I get told off for telling them to bugger off! 😀
03/07/2024 8:53 am
Just got this from someone else's feed.
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"I'm very well thank you for asking, how are you and more to the point, WHO are you?"
"Madam, my name is Sanjit, and I'm calling you from Microsoft.”
"Microsoft, is that a city in Pakistan?”
" No Madam, MICROSOFT, the computer company. I'm calling to tell you that we have found a problem with your computer.”
"REALLY, that's quite concerning.”
"Yes Madam, it can become very serious indeed but thankfully I will be able to fix it for you.”
"No, I meant it's very concerning because I don't HAVE a computer.”
“You don't?"
“No.”
"Ahh, it must be a problem on your laptop Madam.”
"Don't have one.”
"Ipad?"
"Nope.”
"Tablet?"
"I have none of those things. As a matter of fact, I don't even have a telephone.”
After a few seconds of silence he said "Madam, you are lying to me now!"
I said "Well, you started it!!" and put the phone down.
bob9739 reacted
03/07/2024 11:29 am
🤣 🤣
03/07/2024 5:54 pm
Reminds me of Druridge Bay in Northumberland, in August you put layers on not off! 🤣 🤣 🤣
03/07/2024 6:43 pm
No need in the Norf Sea now Bob cos tha comes out covered in a Great Coat o shite! 🤑
bob9739 reacted
04/07/2024 11:17 am
Same here Dave the water companies have been pumping sewage into the sea as if it's going out of fashion! And still there are silly buggers diving into it, and ending up sick wondering why. If brains were a disease these twats would be in perfect health mate!
04/07/2024 3:57 pm
That,s why mi usual charity boxin day dip in the Norf Sea wuz cancelled Bob. An a wuz gunna wear mi pink thong az well! 🤗
bob9739 reacted
05/07/2024 8:54 am
Dave make sure Alan Carr isn't about if your wearing that mate! 🤣 🤣 🤣
05/07/2024 5:46 pm
That bent bastard oughta bi drowned in the Norf Sea Bob.The kunt wud luv the taste o shite!
bob9739 reacted
06/07/2024 9:07 am
Wonder if he would like to do the dance of the flaming arseholes! 🤣 🤣 🤣
