Drones

Main thing iz Pat after the crash thaz still alive ta tell the tale. Az fer ackers, its no gud bein the richest geezer in the graveyard so enjoy every penny tha duz wi it!

very true Dave

'No pockets in a shroud' is a saying over here! A miserable old bastard who killed himself a couple of years back had 600,000 quid in the bank but used to shop exclusively from the reduced shelf and would share 1 spud with his wife when she was living. He'd bought the cheapest grave in the cemetery for them and when they dumped him in the coffin was bobbing about in a foot of water, (the reason it was so cheap). I'll die penniless if I can manage it and someone else can worry about disposing of my carcass! 😜 

Av teld the "Trouble" ta cover mi in a plaster cast, stick a hosepipe up mi shitter n guide it thru mi Jap eye n mek a watter feature in the garden. Might az mek mesen useful fer once! 😆 

Well you're getting the practice in already Dave with your leaky waterworks and piss stained jeans! 🤣 

Got so bad lately Pat am startin ta smell like a Nuns Knickers! 🤧 

As long as it's the front of her knickers and not the back Dave! 😜 

Sitting down to piss, the golden shower could go every where Pat! 😆 

Pat for what you went through after that so called accident mate. You deserve every penny of it and more.But your right what you say just be honest and say it how it was,and your conscious is clear!👍

Nothing to do with my conscience Bob, I just didn't want to lose out or go to nick for a few quid more. There's stories in the news every day of people who get greedy and get caught, especially if they brag to the neighbours or put silly pics on fudbook etc of them enjoying their ill gotten gains! More than happy with what I scooped without needing to exaggerate or lie, and still reaping rewards in bed after donating it to her! 😜 

🤣🤣🤣 a worthy cause then!

Marriage is just legalised prostitution, we're all paying for it at the end of the day! 🤣 

Weth every penny spent when appreciated Pat! Riminds mi of a 4-30 am on mi way ta work on the holy ghost, freezin cowd, turned inta a back street but pulled up cos o young tash no owder tan 15 years of age wearin ardly fukk all, looked like underwear. Wound the jam jar windda down ta see wot the prob was, she asked, "Do you want any business?" "Wot tha duin?" I asked, "Duz thi parents know thaz out at this time o neet? n shunt tha be at skoyle in the mornin?" She flobbed at me n shouted, "Fukk Off! ya owd twat!" 😧 

Bet there was many a one took her up on her offer mate, Jail Bait. Is the terminology I would use. No good the punters saying she was hawking her mutton Guv!

Sadly typical of kids these days Bob, no guidance at home or skoyle, sign o the times! 😒