Drones

Kunt gerrout o mi babbie seat! 🤪 

Had to laugh we were just talking the other day about how parents used to control kids in the past. Eleanors nephew when he was little and needed a crap, had to be sat on the potty then tied to the table leg because he had the habit of getting off before he was finished!

It,d be oreight if thi wo wearin a dish dash, cud send em outside ta shit then just toddle away, just like their soo-ap dodgin parents! 🤧 

Any port in a storm when you get caught short!

Just try not to shit the bed 😩

Came close yesterday morning after all the Guinness, and she insisted on getting to the bog in the van before me! 😮 

Nowt eworse than poor sex, n nowt better than a good shit! 🙄 

🤣 🤣 🤣 Except when your in it!

Which is most of the time for most of us! 🤣 

A suppose thy az ta accept that allus complainin about summat iz the only thing that meks wimmin really appy n deafness iz really a gift! 🙄 

One I take full advantage of! 🤣 

The one question I dread is, are you busy?

Handy if you can't hear the question though innit? 😜 

Secret iz ta allus look busy when thaz not. 🤔 

🤣🤣🤣 I'm quite good at that,but occasionally I get rubber dicked!