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🤣 hope you made her breakfast
No, we don't do breakfast, but I allowed her to use my body as a special treat, it is sunday after all! 😊Â
I take it she didn't complain about the coffee then? 😂Â
Had a nice meal out lads. outside table, lovely weather, joint busy n number o young growler flashin the flesh, trouble these days moor flesh flashin than thi shud be, about four stoo-ns weth!
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There are some big lasses about, if you a keen surfer you could slap them on the arse and surf ride on the ripples! 😆Â
Like fukkin a blancmange! "Oops Tintin!" 😧Â
Just watch they don't fart Dave, like a circus cannon mate.
Oreight if tha wants thi room renderin in brown Bob! 🙄Â
Just doing a job now in the bedroom Dave, when I pulled out the built in wardrobe, there was all the colours of the rainbow mate with raised edges. got most of it rubbed down but there are still ridges and dips some of which I've filled with Polyfilla. So I am going to use a base coat from Polycell, I've used it before and was pleased with the result so hoping it does what it says on the tin.
Tha can only do thi best Bob. Hope alls ok.
Got all this to come, spent hours on thursday being dragged round furniture shops and Ikea looking for 'Ideas' for the new house, when we've got 2 complete houses worth of furniture and fittings to choose from already!
Fun times I think not 🙃Â
Retirement? Wot the fukkin ell iz that? Wimmin mek surre thi keep thi busier than when tha wo workin fer a livi!n! "Trouble" tells mi, "Don,t moan I,m keeping you fit!"Â To fukkin drop!" 😰Â
Check what life insurance she's taken out on you Dave! 🤔Â
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