Drones

That,s another downside of those things Bob, another silent killer developed by man.

Mind I suppose the old lugs are not what they used to be, but you have to be extra vigilant with electric car's. Whispering death mate.

Very true

Tha Wot? 🤗 

Reminds me of old Tom Holmes the village blind man who lived opposite the pub and used to walk across every day at opening time and home at 4 pm after listening carefully for traffic with his very acute hearing. One day he stepped off the path after hearing no traffic.......straight into a gaggle of the North Down Cycling Club making their way silently up the street, what a disaster that was! After that the barman used to walk him each way till he died a few years ago happily clutching a large whisky in his front room!

Had a mate cyclist who got pulled o,er by plod n breathalysed, failed n fined!

My oldest brother got caught pissed on a pushbike being towed on the end of a rope by a motorbike at about 60 mph!

When I was at the pit,we used ride the galawas in and outbye. If you got caught you were fined 10/- Bob,which was a lot of loot in those days. One day I was given a galawa called Jet, jet by name jet by nature. Coming outbye I jumped on him and he took off like a bullet. He never stopped untill he reached the stables covered in white foaming sweat. I fell off shaking like a sheep shitting razor blades.. and gingerly took him into his stall. The stable keeper gave me a hell of a bollocking but because he hadn't seen me on him,he couldn't do me for riding him!!  😃

Dave wasn't caught actually riding, but the punishment was the same! 🤣 

Rest of life setence Pat, but the digs o gud and scoff berrer than the slammer. Wot moor cud an owd knackered twat ask for? 🤔

A quick peek at the growler every now and then to remember what yer missing perhaps? 😉 

The number o times mi knobs gone round the clock Pat, tha deffo can av too much of a gud thing n besides mi mince pies o fukked anyway. Gud job mi memory still works, only time a gerra ard on! 😎 

Hope yer nose still works so you can smell it at least!

Like a breath o fresh air! 😜 

Sounds like a job for the truffle hunter! 😁