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That blind geezer from Stricly Come Dancin turned up in Londonistan fer iz trainin session taday n the producer ran up n sed, "You thick kunt, thaz supposed ta be in Blackpool fer this weekends show!" Eee replied, "A know thaa clever kunt but can some twat tell mi fukkin guide dog!"


   
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🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I wonder if he smelled his fingers after the event, in case he had to apologise!


   
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probably licked em Bob! 😝 


   
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I'd be no good on there Dave, I'd be chucked off for gross indecency! 🤣 


   
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I'd be no good on there Dave, I'd be chucked off for gross indecency! 🤣 


   
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Guilty as charged.......Twice! 😊 


   
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My mantra Pat, "Worrever tha likes duz thi gud!" 😋 


   
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Just commenting on Bob's double tap Dave, long time since I saw one of them on here!


   
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(@dave-burgess)
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Ope Bob aint startin ta write wi a stutter Pat? 😟 


   
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Reckon I made a bollocks of something and it didn't like it, probably thought I was taking the piss out of old King George V1.


   
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Eez another geezer Bob that kunt tell the difference between Stork n Stutter!


   
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He certainly got rubber kicked by his brother.


   
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